Gossip Girl: Inglorious BASSterds 4/5/10

When Gossip Girl was on hiatus, I missed it. Now that it's back on, I keep saying wtf, every single week. I just can't get into Nate & Serena and Dan & Vanessa. It's just too weird. What's next, Chuck & Serena?
Here are some highlights from this week's episode:

• Jenny is officially obsessed with Nate.
• Serena planned a surprise birthday party for Nate.
• Jenny spent the day with Nate with the hopes of keeping him away from Serena and possibly sabotaging the party.
• Jenny & Nate finally arrived, but it didn't look like Serena quite caught on to Jenny's obsession.
• The Vanessa/Dan story line is still lame. On this episode, they debated on whether or not to be honest with each other about their writing and editing. So deep...
• Eric was back on this episode. Looks like he met a new boy toy. Stay tuned...
• Chuck was so desperate to get his hotel back that he chose the hotel over Blair. Chuck agreed to allow Jack to make Blair think that she needed to sleep with him in order for Chuck to get the hotel back. Fortunately, Jack stopped Blair after they kissed and told her about Chuck's arrangement. Blair was appauled. Chuck told Blair that he did what he had to do. In Chuck's mind, he believes that they can get past this. We'll see!